Look, we’re not saying it is vodka… but we’re not saying it isn’t. Whether you’re sipping Earl Grey or something a little stronger, this oversized teacup lets everyone know you’re keeping it mysterious (and mildly unhinged).

✅ 5.12" elegant blue ceramic cup with a glam gold handle white ceramic with a luxe gold handle
✅ NOT microwave or dishwasher safe
✅ A+ gift for your favorite chaos goblin, coworker, or yourself
✅ Guaranteed to raise eyebrows at brunch or tea time

Sip like a lady. Cause suspicion like a legend.